So “The Office” ended and I’m pretty sad about it but it’s going to be nice not having to see BUSTY BRUNETTE MILF LOVES GOOD FUCK IN THE OFFICE every time I try to download it.
takethewesttraintopanicstation:
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
(via badtvblog)
Top 5 unsexiest references to sex in the rap game:
- “I’m here to put this dick on you” - Snoop Dogg
- “Make love” - R Kelly
- “We can bump uglies, if you aint got your monthly” - Method Man
- “All I wanna do is dig up in them kidneys” - Timbaland
- “Let me clog the gap in ya pants” - Ying Yang Twins
The people who blame Fergie for “ruining” the Black Eyed Peas are definitely the kind of people that use that phrase “pussy whipped”.
I went to the zoo on the weekend and there was lip balm with a gorilla on it and the flavour was “Banana Said Knock You Out” and I didn’t buy it and the regret I feel is palpable.
Every time someone refers to me as “clever” all I can think about is how I have never heard that word used to describe an adult male but I have often heard it used to describe a dog that can shake hands.
Judge A Book
why its always alright to judge a book by its cover,
sometimes the name of the book could be justin bieber and his book will be RUBISH
This is important because nobody told me that reading children’s jokes was a real job that people could have and also because it’s the most beautiful poetry I have ever read.
New Years Resolutions 2009 through 2013
- Don’t sleep with anybody who has their last name tattooed on them
I closed the pizza progress tracker thing by accident and now I have no idea how anxious to be.
